Happy Birthday MikeJ

I
REGRET
NOTHING

now the flowers will grow

+rep, created postal

POSTAL 2 REDUX!!!

+rep my fav postal 2 character and also a living legend

POSTAL 2 VR INCOMING

best game dev of all time

A live legend

While you're reading this comment MikeJ is watching a TV show.

guys mike still have mad cows disease

mike do you still have mad cows disease

Thanks for adding me Mike
You're the best 👍

You've blocked this
player

+rep 100% postal 2 (+ ludicrous difficulty) and Postal redux months ago.
Thanks for making these amazing games, beautiful bastard and regret nothin.

Hey I ordered a shirt off the postal website and my shirt is great, but it also came with a... stain that spelled out "this shirt and the ***** wearing it are property of Mike J.". The box was full of dead crickets and a slurry of ground up rocks mixed with what I hope is blood, because it smells like it might be something worse. So while I love the shirt AND being Mike's property I just don't want others knowing I'm the slave boy to a pessimistic, rat loving, gimp who only derives pleasure from watching small animals die, and fisting the mouths of taxidermied albino Rhesus monkeys; I wish he was my one and only true friend and we danced in fields of marigolds and half eaten fetuses like in my dreams.

crazy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cow

im going to buy p III and pdl

I love Postal 2 & Postal REDUX

no regerts

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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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i regret noting

+rep coolest guy

                             
                                    
                                      
                                   
                                
                               

                             
                                    
                                      
                                   
                                
                               

                             
                                    
                                      
                                   
                                
                               

                             
                                    
                                      
                                   
                                
                               

suck my nuts

slay

No way! You got Kommander Karl on the team?!

psotal

can’t believe i friended mike ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ j… how awesome is that, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ legend

thank you very much for the work done and many years of support the postal community, I hope you regret noghing, legend

Leave love in postal

my beloved.

my love

my hero

Keep the amazing work going man

we regret nothing

i regret nothing

Yo just bought my friend @Syanex Postal2 XD we will play it together it will be his first time playing it 🤣

I regret nothing.

pretend i said something hilarious

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Grantopulus Horse Molecular Uteral Canal

yokotomium andulangular bridalsmasher testonteranium parsticulator with a nice farponium liceserationing machine without the taranium particular particle

When Mike Regrets Nothing.

Ruined Realms Deep again!