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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
2,627.3 hrs on record (2,060.6 hrs at review time)
game from a russophobic company
Posted 8 March, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
2.3 hrs on record
вы придурочные русофобы не получите не копейки из моего кошелька
Posted 6 March, 2022.
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8.6 hrs on record
Хороший в своем жанре так-то. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ даже.
Posted 1 July, 2019.
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1 person found this review funny
11.5 hrs on record (11.4 hrs at review time)
10 имплантантов из 10, 10 киберпанков из 10
Posted 28 August, 2016.
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1,515.1 hrs on record (1,409.7 hrs at review time)
в игре нет ни баланса, ни историчности, причем оба пропадают в попытках добиться хотя бы одного из этого. лучше бы сделали warhammer universalis, вселенная вархаммера все равно интереснее чем реальный мир в тысячу раз
Posted 16 April, 2016. Last edited 9 June.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
31.9 hrs on record (29.3 hrs at review time)
Small story about how am I started playing this game.I bought it for 2759 russian rubles.
Part 1. Downloading.
I wanted to call this part a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DOWNLOADING PART, but to tell the truth there was no difficulties in downloading. But it was ery idiotic. At first, Steam downloaded 40GB of game.(I dont remember this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ number). Next, I found out that steam only downloaded a ZENIMAX LAUNCHER!!1111!!ONE. After this, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ launcher downloaded also 40gb of game. And finally - launcher did a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ unpacking!!!!111!!!ONE. After this all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and idiotic acts, I started playing. Not so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game requested to write a code in an e-mail. I waited it for 15-20 minutes. So when I wrote it, game was slowed down for a minute.
Part 2. Playing. It was easy and fast to make character and playing first mission. I selected NORD RACE!!11!!!ONE. And nightblade class. After some missions I just stopped completing them and begun to STEAL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THINGS!!!!111!!!!ONE. I was very lucky doing this. And I found a bag: If you restart the game, your fine will be annuled.
Part 3. Noname part. One day I opened the game and start connecting to server, but I waited 5 10 15 minutes and nothing happened. Then I checked cache. THERE WAS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 752 UNINSTALLED FILES. 752 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FILES!!!!11!!!ONE. AFTER DOWNLOADING ALSO 23 GB, LAUNCHER STARTED TO DOWNLOAND ALSO 23 GB, AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ UNPACK!!!!11!!!!!ONE

If you more like other TES than Skyrim it's your dream.
Posted 11 January, 2016. Last edited 21 September, 2016.
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1 person found this review funny
31.9 hrs on record (11.3 hrs at review time)
Лол, играю за капрала-француза (Biscard), прыгаю в окоп - опа, там кучка немцев.Короч, убиваю двоих с винтовки, на меня бежит оставшийся, я его штыком, затем ещё двоих расстреливаю.
За капрала-француза вообще круто играть.Сидишь себя на базе во время защиты, убиваешь всех с винтовки.Во время атаки тупо раш раш раш, кидаешь гранату, мортиру вызываешь - опа, счёт уже 1к превысил)
Posted 29 December, 2014. Last edited 2 February, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
405.9 hrs on record
russophobic idiots, I hope you will never get any money from my fellow countryman
Posted 29 March, 2014. Last edited 6 March, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
428.3 hrs on record (185.3 hrs at review time)
Выиграл Вторую Мировую. За польшу. В 1933 году.

1939 1-ых сентября из 1939
Posted 8 March, 2014. Last edited 1 September, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
761.1 hrs on record (742.3 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
game from a russophobic company
Posted 13 December, 2013. Last edited 8 March, 2022.
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