I once met a man named Rupert. Even though Rupert was an eldery man, his grasp on the fads of youngsters was astonishing to say the least. Now, I'm not exactly sure where this tale is going but I do believe I should point out that I have wasted a fair few moments of your time. Terribly sorry about that, you will never get those precious few moments back. Ever. Or these moments for that matter. Why are you still reading this? I mean, seriously, do you like wasting your time away here? I can't believe you can't stop reading! STOP! I think you have a problem, you should get that checked out..

Yours faithfully,
Mr. Oh my god you’re still reading this?!