Downloaded this game illegaly and played it for about two hours so I think I can speak for everyone when I say it was awesome.
Best free to play game of the year!

But the real game here is life itself, because we're all inside a simulation run by the illuminati singularity machine.
Why do you think they turned the Matrix directors into women? They got too close to the truth. However, I found a cheat code
that allows me to run a illegal vet practice out of my basement. I've got more baby kittens in jars down there than a japanese freak show.
I hope we never wake up from this false reality because I make a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of money throwing people's animals into the lake behind my house.

I give life the game a 5/5 and send me a PM if you've got a "dog problem"
.