Brodaty 最近的评测

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Would be fun to play it, but I never thought this game will be so... Asian... In terms of movement, UI, even language version is Asian, just with subtitles. It is incredibly annoying.

Horribly overhyped.

At 10:00 developer is writing to me about his game 10th time in a month, first emails I simply ignored.

At 11:00 morning I'm sending him email that he should stop such annoying spam. I said that sadly I will not review or cover their game because it lacks so much features, QoL, testing and stuff that I don't want to "harm" his game in negative way.

At 15:00 I'm receiving apology about so much notices and press emails. Two times. I'm asking again and again, I'm receiving apology for constant spam.

At 20:00 I'm receiving another email that developers want me to test their game, despite negative feedback and two "Sorrys" for spamming :D

So, here you go... 👎

One of the best graphical-cool and lore-rich games that I played this year totaly smashed by incredibly stupid and hard-punishing riddles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEPPZrmG_sM
Więcej: https://youtube.com/c/brodaty / Discord: https://discord.broda.tv/
Spędzając w tej grze dwa dni grania mogę napisać tyle - nie jest to produkcja idealna, bo nie zawiera wielogrywalności. Z drugiej jednak wszystko to, co gra oferuje daje frajdę do momentu aż ukończymy wszystko. Wśród ocen negatywnych pojawiają się teksty o problemach z budową dróg - jak się nie potrafi używać trybu swobodnego (CTRL) to tak właśnie jest... Z pewnością cena za taki content gry jest zdecydowanie za wysoka. Ja bawiłem się nieźle, a wszystkie wady i zalety wymienione są w załączonym filmie.

Horribly unbalanced.
Using one kind of towers or garrisons will cause this game to be literally AFK simulator. Others are so useless that you will not pass first world using them. No control over your deck, so you will leave the game 9083273287328 times just because RNG was bad for you. Good music and quite nice artstyle, but that's all good this game have to offer. All the time you will get RNGed stuff that you don't want or need and 9081272109217 times you will simply hit ESCAPE - > leave, as it will be waste of time to even try. It's like 1 or 0 all the time and you instantly know if you will survive or not. Reason for negative?

THERE'S NOTHING ABOUT DECK BUILDING

You are getting cards in game that you can discard, upgrade or play. Nothing about deck BUILDING. So for example - you will get cards for towers, but you play garrisons. Okay, you can discard them or upgrade to get another. But upgrade grants you another tower cards, so you can leave and try again :)

Also, I want to punch some of the devs in real life a little. Just gently. But I'm so eager to do it that they simply deserve - how bad you have to be (as developer) to not let people set up their own resolution, fullscreen or borderless? "Not deeply thinking" devs added minigames that require you to use mouse... that is... leaving the window. So you can't play it with high sens mouse, you have to lower your DPI to play this game or minigame.

Sadly. It's sounds cool, trailers looks great, pixelart is awesome. But it's made by guys or ladies (whatever) that are simply laughing at you, as player, and by the game mechanics (unbalanced and done in incredibly stupid way) you gets "yellow rain" on your forehead, not the quality. Answers on Steam Discussions proves they are simply laughing at the playerbase all the time rather than thinking about game mechanics first and simply admit they done something in wrong way. Developer is pasting the same copy-paste answer to all topics on Steam Discussions. I was about to just ignore this game and leave it without review but such approach to the players forced me to leave dislike...

It was a pleasure to play your games Techland.
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Oh ♥♥♥♥...
Guys. Srsly. Are you some kind of bots? You are getting negatives not because we have issues in the game or anything like that. You are getting negatives because of microtransations in single player game and selling yourself to Tencent. You srsly don't realize why this happens?

Minimum 2-3h waiting time in queue, so player will not refund the game. Nice trick scammers :)