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23 of 35 (66%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

ARSONIST

150 kills using fire.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 8:57am

DANNY TREJO

100 kills using machete in melee.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 6:12am

PSYCHO DUNDEE

50 kills using boomerang machete.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 6:03am

CAMELBACK

Piss 100 gallons of urine.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 10:30am

PERSONAL JESUS

Beat game with zero kills.n(zombies and bosses don't count)
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 8:06am

NEUROSURGEON

300 headshot/decap kills.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 3:30am

PETA CHAIRMAN

Kill no animals in one playthrough.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 8:06am

STALLONE

Complete game using only melee.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 8:06am

EASTWOOD

Complete game using only the pistol.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 8:06am

I AM THE LAW

Complete Good path without falling off.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 8:06am

EMO

Injure yourself.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 5:59am

DADDY NEVER LOVED ME

Complete game killing only males.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 8:06am

WOLVERINES R GHEY

50 badgersaw kills.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 5:37am

PROPERTY DAMAGE

Smash 50 windows.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 3:14am

DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON!

Disobey orders, given to you, and see what happens.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 4:44am

THE CHOICE WAS YOURS!

Choose path for the first time.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 3:13am

COMMIES GO HOME!

Make Venezuela peacemakers go home.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 7:46am

SCOFIELD

Escape from prison.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 5:55am

REPO MAN

Return Thegways to the owner
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 5:26am

SAYANARA, TREE HUGGERS

Arrest eco zealots leader.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 4:32am

ALL PERPS MUST DIE!

Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis!
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 5:25am

AIN'T GOT COJONES!

Finish your business with Krotchy.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 7:16am

SPECIAL OLYMPIAN

Beat the game once. No restrictions apply. Everyone's a winner.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 10:17am



CAT WRANGLER

50 kills using cat.

ENTOMOLOGIST

50 kills using bees.

REAL AMERICAN

Kill/incapacitate 235 terrorists.

SUCKTASTIC!

Suck up 500 items with the shop vac.

DON'T TAZE ME BRO

Taze 200 victims.

T.J. HOOKER

Arrest 200 perps.

SCHWARZENEGGER

200 kills using M-60.

KAVORKIAN

Euthanise 30 elderly folks.

JACK THOMPSON WAS RIGHT

Kill 1000 unarmed bystanders.

PRODUCT RECALL

Destroy 50 cars.

THERE IS NO SPOON

Spend 900 seconds or more in catnip bullet time.

FAIL ZOMBIE

Respawn 20 times.