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obake handprint innapropriatley touched me

im going into cyberphyscosis irl

Oh, man, let me tell you about that time I, like, totally found myself at the SCP Foundation, right? It was wild, like, everything was upside down, and I thought, “This reminds me of that one dream where I was being chased by a toaster that could talk.” So I’m there, walking in, and the walls are like—seriously, they were breathing, I swear! I felt like I was stepping into a sci-fi movie, but not the good kind. Like the kind where everything’s just a little off, you know? So, I’m wandering through these sterile hallways, and I see these agents in suits—like, why are they all dressed like it’s some weird corporate meeting? They’re all super serious, like they just found out the coffee machine is broken or something. And I’m standing there, trying not to giggle because there’s this weird creature in a glass box that looks like a cross between a cat and a marshmallow, and it’s just staring at me. It was like, “Help me!” but in a silent, squishy way. I thought, “Dude, I feel you. I’d want out of there too!” Then, there was this one room that had all these files—like, seriously, SO many files! I picked one up, and it was all about this creature that could make people forget their own names or something. And I’m like, “That’s a mood,” because I can’t even remember what I had for breakfast that day. I kept thinking, “What if I’m an anomaly? What if my breakfast is an anomaly?” And then I start laughing because, honestly, the whole place felt like a bad trip, you know? I was trying to find the exit because I just had this feeling like they were all watching me. I mean, they probably were, right? And I thought about breaking into the gift shop—do they have one? What do they sell? Tiny anomalous plushies? “Here’s your own personal chaos in a keychain!” It just kept spiraling, and I could feel my thoughts racing like a hamster on a wheel that had too much caffeine. But then I stumbled into a testing room, and there were, like, all these scientists looking super intense, and I swear one of them had a third eyebrow. I was trying to be all casual, like, “Hey, just passing through!” but I was definitely not passing through. I could feel the chaos rising, and suddenly I thought, “What if I’m the experiment? What if they want to see how I react to… I don’t know, pineapple on pizza or something?” I panicked for a second, like, “Am I even allowed to like pineapple on pizza here?” I ended up hiding behind a giant containment chamber, and I could hear them talking about “containment breaches” and “Level 5 clearance.” It felt like I was in the middle of a heist movie or something, trying to steal the world’s weirdest treasures. I was convinced that I could outsmart them, like, “I’ll just pretend I’m an anomaly too! Like, ‘Look at me! I defy all known laws of sanity!’” Then I saw a door that looked like it was leading somewhere special—like, “This is it! This is where they keep the really bizarre stuff!” I threw it open, and BAM! I was hit with this wave of lights and sounds, like a carnival gone wrong. There were creatures everywhere, dancing and making noises like they were in a party! I thought, “This is the best underground rave ever!” But then, of course, I realized I had no idea how to get back, and I started feeling like a lost sock in a washing machine. I just kept thinking, “Am I going to become a permanent resident here? Like, is this my new life now? ‘Welcome to the SCP Foundation, home of the lost souls and existential crises!’” Eventually, I figured I should probably find a way out, but not before I stumbled upon a giant monitor showing all these security feeds of other anomalies. I saw a guy who looked just like my neighbor, but with tentacles, and I thought, “Man, my neighbors are really living their best lives.” I couldn’t help but laugh again, because what else could I do? Finally, I made it back to the exit, and I was like, “Wow, that was a trip!” But now I can’t shake the feeling that maybe I’m still there, wandering those hallways in my mind, talking to marshmallow cats and plotting how to break into the gift shop of madness. It was, like, totally cool but also kinda terrifying, and I wouldn’t trade that experience for anything!

The game ever, this game has literally changed my view on how to view games. I cannot express how good this game is

future me, is it worth spending your time on this game?

People overacting game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ goated. nothing is wrong with it.

amazing quality and no lag

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you cant aim in but good game

play nows!!!!!!!!!!