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- "Hot water, good dentishtry and shoft lavatory paper."
-- Cohen the Barbarian in conversation with Discworld nomads
(Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic)
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Where do you go to get anorexia?
-- Shelley Winters
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Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.
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Simon: "So, what are we doing?"
Kaylee: "Oh, crime."
Simon: "Crime? Good, OK... crime..."
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In order to live free and happily, you must sacrifice boredom.
It is not always an easy sacrifice.
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Nobody takes a bribe. Of course at Christmas if you happen to hold out
your hat and somebody happens to put a little something in it, well, that's
different.
-- New York City Police Commissioner (Ret.) William P.
O'Brien, instructions to the force.
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