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33 of 33 (100%) achievements earned:
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It's Just More of This

Finish an episode
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2011 @ 4:11am

Taking It from Behind

Come from behind to win during the Jack Attack in a 2-player game
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2020 @ 12:05am

Perfect Attendance

Play Episodes 1-73
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2020 @ 12:05am

Slack Attack

Get -$1 million on a Jack Attack
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 1:47pm

The Game's Half Full

Play Episodes 1-36
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2011 @ 2:39pm

The Game's Half Empty

Play Episodes 1-37
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2011 @ 2:50pm

Back Taxes

Win all prizes in Episodes 1-73
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2020 @ 12:02am

My First Time

Screw someone for the first time
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2011 @ 11:44pm

Vidiot Savant

Get every question right in an episode
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 7:49pm

Social Outcast

Finish 5 single-player games on Friday or Saturday nights
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 11:52pm

Turncoat

Play on July 4th instead of celebrating America
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2011 @ 4:30am

Genius for a Day

Score at least $30,000 over your average
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2011 @ 11:49pm

DisorDat Destroyer

Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2011 @ 4:27am

Jack Attack Dog

Get all 7 Jack Attack questions correct without messing up in a 2-player game
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 2:06am

DisOrDat Participation Award

Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2011 @ 4:05am

DisOrDash

Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds
Unlocked 30 May, 2020 @ 1:19pm

Overconsumer

Listen to all commercials after one episode
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2011 @ 1:14am

Button Banger

Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2011 @ 4:26am

Smelt the Roses

Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 1:40pm

Unicorn

Achieve highest gamer rating
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 5:32pm

One Teat Short of an Udder

Achieve second-highest rating
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 10:56pm

Mouth-Breather

Achieve third-highest rating achievement
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 12:51pm

Quick-Draw McDumbass

Choose wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2011 @ 10:13pm

Consolation Prize

Play 5 hours without getting a single achievement
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2024 @ 9:19pm

100,000aire!

Earn $100000 lifetime
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2011 @ 11:33pm

500,000aire!

Earn $500000 lifetime
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 11:21pm

1,000,000aire!

Earn $1000000 lifetime
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 1:52am

Film in Your Brain

Get 10 movie questions correct (excluding DLC)
Unlocked 27 May, 2020 @ 1:09am

Phatty

Get 10 food questions correct (excluding DLC)
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2011 @ 2:47pm

Beast Master

Get 10 animal questions correct (excluding DLC)
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2011 @ 2:29pm

Living in the Past

Get 10 history questions correct (excluding DLC)
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2011 @ 9:05pm

Discover Gauntlet of Fire

Find the very important gauntlet of fire
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2011 @ 4:15pm

Great Crowd

Laugh at a an easy joke
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2011 @ 1:21pm