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idk I guess I’ve just been feeling like you’re not as committed to this as I am. most days it’s like you’re not even here mentally anymore, your mind is clearly wondering somewhere else.. or with someone else. anyways I’m glad we had this talk our future together is very important to me

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frick i didnt expect your teams ranks at all. im shocked i did as well as i did against you guys, super rare

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IM AT SOUP

Masturbate to cartoons!

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I want a Hentai girl for me to make me happy
I want her so I can stop using my hand
Every single day, while watching anime
I'd pull her from my screen just like in my dreams
I want feel her touch, mainly on my crotch
I want my own hentai girl and she would sing
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Masturbate to cartoons!
And she would sing
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Or when you trynna jerk off but the dude moaning louder than the girl and when you bout to finally nut cause its only the girl moaning and the dude decides to let out a LOUD ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GRUNT AND YOU NUT WHILE HE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GRUNTS SO NOW YOU HAVE TO GET THAT GAY FEELING OUTTA YOU SO YOU ♥♥♥♥ THE NEXT HOE YOU SEE AND THE NEXT HOW YOU SEE IS YOUR SISTER AND YOU DIDNT WEAR A CONDOM SO NOW YOU HAVE A NEPHSON WITH DOWN SYNDROME. And it could've all been avoided if you weren't watching regular porn. Next time be smart and watch lesbian porn.

hey do you want to get on a school bus with me and take a trip to the zoo? My mom signed my consent form so I totally can and if you want to later we can come back to my house and eat fruit roll ups and dunkaroos and those like cheese and cracker things that come in the little individual packages but that red ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stick thing that you use to spread the cheese with is so weird and not that useful and not to mention I could do with about seven times more cheese up in this ♥♥♥♥♥ because we all know that's why we came to this snack, not for these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crackers we want that cheese. And you're either going to give me more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cheese or I'm gonna open every package in this box and just do nothing but eat the ♥♥♥♥ out of all this damn cheese cuz I just CANNOT get enough of it. It's not my problem that you people aren't smart enough to realize a better cheese to cracker ratio! Im just trying to get my snack on and the man keeps holding me down am I right?

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anime is for the strong minded

You seem like the type of person that would buy clothes at a soup store

see you in PURRgatory, ♥♥♥♥♥

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