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41 of 42 (98%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 11:55am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 1:29pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 2:20am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 11:40am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 12:02pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 12:14pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 12:08pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 12:33pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 2:04am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 2:28pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 2:26am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 9:17am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 2:49pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 4:35pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 5:16pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 5:49pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 6:38pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 5:28am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2020 @ 8:47am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2020 @ 11:42am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2020 @ 11:32am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2020 @ 10:36am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2020 @ 10:54am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2020 @ 12:23pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2020 @ 6:39am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2020 @ 7:23am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2020 @ 8:01am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2020 @ 9:00am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2020 @ 9:04am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 12:43pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 1:38pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 1:48pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 9:32am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2020 @ 9:03am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 7:07am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 5:04pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 5:52am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 7:07am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2020 @ 11:28am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2020 @ 11:50am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2020 @ 8:31am



Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.