⭐ 1. "Why so serious?" — The Dark Knight⭐

2. "Not clown—Joker." — Joker

3. "I used to think my life was a tragedy, but now I realize it's a comedy." — Joker

4. "Costume's a bit theatrical, but hey, who am I to talk?" — Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

5. "Have you heard this one? It'll kill you, Batman!" — Batman (1966)

6. "What doesn't kill you simply makes you stranger!" — The Dark Knight


7. "When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was, I went crazy as a coot!" — Batman: The Killing Joke

8. "As you know, madness is like gravity: All it takes is a little push." — The Dark Knight

9. "I don't know what it was that bent your life out of shape, but who knows? Maybe I've been there too. Maybe I can help. We could work together. I could rehabilitate you. You needn't be out there on the edge anymore. You needn't be alone. We don't have to kill each other. What do you say?" — Batman: The Killing Joke

10. "If you’re good at something, never do it for free." — The Dark Knight

11. "When the chips are down, these civilized people, they'll eat each other." — The Dark Knight

12. "The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules." — The Dark Knight

13. "Their morals, their code—it's a bad joke." — The Dark Knight

14. "Wait 'til they get a load of me." — Batman (1989)


15. "When they treat you like a joke, leave them like it's funny." — The Dark Knight

16. "I won’t kill you because you’re just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever." — The Dark Knight

17. "You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength." — The Dark Knight

18. "If you don't like the movie, I've got slides." — Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker

19. "A joke a day keeps the gloom away!" — Batman (1966)

20. "Is it just me or is it getting crazier out there?" — Joker


21. "That's not funny..." — Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker

22. "It's funny. When I was a little boy and told people I was going to be a comedian, everyone laughed at me. Well, no one's laughing now!" — Joker

23. "It's not about the money, it's about sending a message. Everything burns!" — The Dark Knight

24. "You know, it only hurts when I laugh." — Batman: Under the Red Hood

25. "They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out like a leper." — The Dark Knight

26. "Don't test the monster in me!" — The Dark Knight

27. "I'm not good at future planning. I do not plan at all. Don't know what I'm doing tomorrow. Do not have a day planner and don't have a diary. I completely live in the now, not in the past, not in the future." — Joker

28. "Without Batman, crime has no punchline." — Batman: The Animated Series


29. "Does it depress you to know just how alone you really are?" — The Dark Knight

30. "I'm crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? Nooo, thank you!" — The New Batman Adventures

31. "It'd be funny if it weren’t so pathetic." — Batman Beyond

32. "Do you know how many times we've come close to world war three over a flock of geese on a computer screen? Do you know what triggered the last world war? An argument over how many telegraph poles Germany owed its war debt creditors! Telegraph poles!" — Batman: The Killing Joke

33. "Why don't you just give me a call when you start taking things a little more seriously?" — The Dark Knight

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34. "I don't know why everyone is so rude, I don't know why you are; I don't want anything from you." — Joker

35. "‎Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos." — The Dark Knight

36. "Tell me something, my friend, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?" — Batman (1989)

37. "Some people want to see you fail. Disappoint them!" — The Dark Knight

38. "You know, you remind me of my father. I hated my father." — The Dark Knight

39. "Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick." — The Dark Knight

40. "The real joke is your stubborn, bone deep conviction that somehow, somewhere, all of this makes sense! That's what cracks me up each time!" — Batman #681

41. "Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?" — Batman (1989)


42. "Memories are what our reason is based upon. If we can't face them, we deny reason itself!" — Batman: The Killing Joke

43. "I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it." — The Dark Knight

44. "I feel like I know you. I've been watching you forever." — Joker

45. "Those mob fools want you gone so they can get back to the way things were. But I know the truth: There's no going back. You've changed things forever." — The Dark Knight


46. "Kid, I'm the Joker. I don't just randomly kill people. I kill people when it's funny." — Batman #686

47. "For my whole life, I didn't know if I even really existed. But I do, and people are starting to notice." — Joker

48. "Do I look like the kind of clown that can start a movement?" — Joker

49. "A man with nothing to fear is a man with nothing to love." — The Dark Knight

50. "His mask is his real face." — Batman: Arkham Asylum

51. "The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don't." — Joker

52. "You look good. Been working out? You could probably use a little sun. Then again, who am I to talk?" — Batman: Under the Red Hood

53. "You actually believed that all it would take is a few chemicals, a couple of days in drug-induced isolation and a cheap little nervous breakdown and you'd have me all figured out? Like there was some rabbit hole you could follow me down to understanding?" — Batman #681

54. "I'm not political. I'm just trying to make people laugh." — Joker

55. "All I have are negative thoughts." — Joker


56. "I always wanted to see my dame in lights. Heh. Even in a moment of abject saccharine, I still got it." — Emperor Joker

57. "You think men like Thomas Wayne ever think what it's like to be someone like me? To be somebody but themselves? They don't. They think that we'll just sit there and take it, like good little boys! That we won't werewolf and go wild!" — Joker

58. "You really want to know what it feels like to be the clown at midnight? Where there's only ever one joke and it's always on you? Well, here you are. Now do you get it?" — Batman #681

59. "When you bring me out, can you introduce me as Joker?" — Joker

60. "Tell your men they work for me now! This is my city!" — The Dark Knight


61. "You'll never be sad, and you'll never be lonely. You'll always have me to dance with." — Batman Confidential #12

62. "You get what you f**king deserve!" — Joker

63. "Devil is double is deuce, my dear doctor ... and joker trumps deuce." — Batman #681

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64. "You think he's really gonna fix your nasty case of Joker-itis? Not a chance. I'm chronic, Brucie. I'm lingering." — Batman: Arkham Knight

65. "Here's the cold, hard truth Bats...I don't hate you 'cause I'm crazy...I'm crazy 'cause I hate you." — Batman: Cacophony

66. "Everybody's telling me my standup is ready for the big clubs." — Joker

67. "Lady, you're harder to kill than a cockroach on steroids!" — Batman: Dark Victory

68. "I don't care what happens to the world, and I don't play nice with others!" — Mortal Kombat Vs. DC Universe

69. "Live...and in person! The Caliph of Clowns, the Grand Mogul of Mountebanks, the