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Melons: How's the pug group?
sandblast: idk but ur banned
sandblast: i dont allow people who shotgun deny me in pugs

Sol: i graduated from the streets of mario kart double dash

marcos: u literally accidentally clicked

Sol: you've clearly never been an mge lord unless you've beaten b4nny on glassworks mid

WATERMELONRIND24: U WONT FIND ME ON THE PERIODIC TABLE BECAUSE IM SOMETHING ELSE

"Have you ever beefed so hard you've gone vegan?" -Poot, 2018

“Didn’t she turn herself into an anime?” -Mom, 2018

mLns: this is pub gameplay tho that's the thing
ayoaz: no it's not
ayoaz: it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥ gameplay

Chomp Crunch Munch: if i wanted to fight a bot i could make my own server

"thats worse than dying, thats like dying but worse" - Sol, 2018

"Gorillaz is my favorite anime" - Xirph, 2018

"-and that's it, viola." -Sol, 2018

*DEAD* Deph Pyro: I am not sure if you're being skillful, or oblivious.
*DEAD* Deph Pyro: But either way it's working.

sandblast | FORD GAMING: u have a cre-8 hitsound
mlns: I do
sandblast | FORD GAMING: Nice.

"I'm gonna go check on my chicken nuggets." -Sol, 2020

“I will throw you into the ocean.” -Sol, 2021

"When I was your age, but younger." -Sol, 2021

"I Ken Combo-ed my computer with a hammer." -Dolphood, 2021

"I'd probably be good pickled." -Gabiduo, 2021

"I experienced the Lord of Cinder of Mondays today." -Cyclops, 2022

"I fractured one of my ribs because I forgot to L-cancel my landing." -Dolphood, 2022

"Is that like farming? Slave owning?" -Sol, 2022

"Light-skins get everything in this world." -Dolphood, 2022

"Dude, Kamaal is so black." - Dolphood, 2022

"I can talk to women." -Kamaal, 2022

"You have just as many jokes as Justin Roiland has voices." -Lance, 2022

"I'm entitled to my fact." -Sol, 2023

“Orcane is more of an 8-carbon molecule shape.” -Sol, 2023

"You have a natural melanin stat boost." -Jacob, 2023

"If you wanna find dimes, you gotta be looking at the ground." -Thompson, 2024

Overwerk - Control: Oh no its closed he gonna wallpogo me to death

"I used to put nuts in my mouth" -freeman, 2025

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goodrun 5 May @ 5:45am

hey taking my alias with the first three letters, gonna have to report you bucko.. I hope you know why your tea has gone cold now

freeman 27 Apr @ 3:34am

S++ Unemployability

freeman 19 Apr @ 1:05pm

Had to go visit family out of town. This guy offered to water my plants and take care of some things around the house while i was away. when i got back my gamecube was missing and there was a controller sized hole through three walls and the front window. i found him in the basement dressed up as a parrot. he fell through the trapdoor into my crawlspace. something about missing a 'ledgehopped double laser'

freeman 16 Mar @ 12:48pm

ffxiv?

freeman 24 Feb @ 4:00pm

I
Colin's gone away
And left this haiku to stay
Something left to say?

II
He does, and so while writing,
With the meter he wanted no fighting,

He decided on more of a limerick --
But couldn't handle the gimmick.

III
His needs belonged in blank verse, a villanelle
But Colin had drowned east of the cesura, swallowing but still eaten by thought.
Like an impending gray wave; he spun in the gyres.

IV
With his literary devices gone,
Colin knew his time was fast approaching
To say what he wanted to say, and now.
But the villanelle wouldn't be complete
Without one last circumlocution -- so,
Like an impending gray wave; he spun in the gyres.

V
If you wonder ---- ever ---- about the dashes --
don't doubt their origin ------ they're thoughtfully Dickensonian
That --- and this --- is his impetus --

Colin has poked you
----- Poke Back? ------

freeman 27 Dec, 2024 @ 11:40pm

A RiddleFor You
Q: if a kamaal crashes out in the middle of Arizona, does it make a sound?
A: No..? He's deafened and muted.

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