Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors daughter. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

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I am so proud of you for finally coming out this year!
Cheers to 2024 and celebrating your new gender!!
Don't let anyone tell you you're not a real woman!
Take care bestie!!
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I don't trust a man that doesn't have something strange going on about him, cause that means he's hiding it from you. If a man's wearing his pants on his head or if he says his words backwards from time to time, you know it's all laid out there for you. But if he's friendly to strangers and keeps his home spick-and-span, more often than not he's done something even his own ma couldn't forgive.

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Mouse was here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I used to roll half a bottle of laxative pills into a Crunch wrap supreme and then leave cow pies on peoples door mats. People in my town installed porch cameras to catch the "Phantom Sh*tter" they said it couldn't possibly be one man, the hits were too frequent and too large. It had to be a whole gang of city punks coordinating and making planned precision strikes. I felt like a god among lesser beings in my town. Every time i was at the local diner and i overheard someone screaming about the black slop they found on their porch i felt powerful and unstoppable. I became too arrogant, started striking during the day. That's when they caught me and strung me up in the streets and hit me with rocks. I barely escaped with my life and i had to leave town. Now after all these years, I'm in a new town and I behave well enough. But I've got this nagging feeling, the urge is back, and I'm starting to think that my new town is about to experience a storm

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Why did you post that on my steam profile? Now everyone's gonna think ime gay :( and I'm not btw

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I love you Sonny and Radiohead too

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This is the Windmill of Friendship. Copy paste this if you also love your friends!

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I will not charge you money, but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangment as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reasons I rather not say on here. I will expect hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man or woman during this arrangment, you will have no male or female friends either. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requriments are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'8", weigh no more than 120 lbs, cacausan or asian only, racist, biologially male, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 6'4". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.

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