Recent reviews by slurpeemachine5

its peam

big monkey stole all my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bananas

i love being pegged

fooball

rainbow six pee

fun but no one has given me free stuff yet

A good idea for an asymmetrical horror game, but flops super hard in my opinion. The game is EXTREMELY one-sided. Every single game I've played as a victim has lasted a maximum of 2 minutes because the family either rushes the basement and kills everyone or if you're lucky enough to escape the basement, the family is usually mindlessly running around upstairs and will kill you anyways. The victims are super easy to kill, only taking 2-3 hits from the family before dying. At least in a game like Dead By Daylight, you have time to escape after being hit and there's a bigger possibility to be healed by your teammates. If you are found by any of the family members, you better hope that they don't have eyes because you are dead meat. Out of ~20 games played as victim, only ONE person has been able to escape as a victim.

People disconnecting from the game as victims is another big issue I've seen. Like I previously mentioned, begin caught by a family member means certain death, so people will just disconnect before being killed. This has happened a lot, and is another reason why the game is in a terrible state.

Super unfortunate that the game plays like this, because this game looks pretty good and has a well thought out idea. The family is just WAY too overpowered in the current state and the only way to make this game playable again is to either nerf the family significantly or find a way to give the victims a better chance at at least escaping the basement.

oughh karlach is stroching my peangits ourghhh oh mein gourd

these apexes sure are legends lemme tell you

This game is extremely good. Although I played through on ultra mode, this game is EXTREMELY pretty. The visuals are one of the things that really kept me as immersed as I was. The gameplay (QTE's, holding breath, etc.) took a little time to get used to, but overall was fine for me. The characters are all very fun and lovable in my opinion, not to mention recognizable from other media. If you want to spend ~10 hours on a story game, I highly recommend this one.