Recent reviews by mejoff

Visually impressive, with some nice mechanics, but oh boy it has issues! Combat is spectacularly uninspiring: upon entering an area, all hostile wildlife in the area will run directly at you, while your weapon's rate of fire becomes increasingly erratic and unreliable in order to create a sense of threat or challenge. Then there's the writing, the whole tone is weird and sarcastic, and bizarrely misogynistic, as if it was written by a 14 year old edgelord. The design deserved better.

Unplayably ♥♥♥♥ game. If you play classic mode, literally every dice roll comes out in the computer controlled team's favour. Every time. You can't even pick up the ball, you'll just fail. If you try to have one of your players hit one of the computer team's players, your player will fall over. If you try to move one of your players around the pitch, they will fall over. The computer team will then smash your players into the ground, and flawlessly run, grab the ball, and score with no problem. This will happen consistently, no matter how many matches you play.

Simply an amazing way to increase your immersion, reduce motion sickness, and turn your gaming into a gentle cardio session. Highly recommend going full out and getting some kind of foot tracker if you can afford it (Joycons are the cheapest option and perform admirably) but even if you just use arm-swinging mode it's a literal game-changer.

Picked this up in a sale after Cakewalk stopped being able to line up notes with time signatures. Instantly regretted ever having bothered with Cakewalk. This is an excellent, intuitive, easy to use sequencer with a wealth of built-in sounds, effects, and loops, and obviously works well withyour existing VST instruments and effects. A new album is happening for the first time in years because this software is just letting me create with no frustrating, creativity sapping ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ about.

Seemed like a nice idea, hopped on to check it out.

There were seven people on the server, all nazi trolls, and an hour wait for a game.

NOPE.

Dreadful, dreadful port, like this is evidence that there is no effort involved in porting games from consoles to PC, the developers literally did nothing to this game in the port, so it's virtually unplayable on PC.

Ugly, ugly graphics. Seriously, the engine is ok, but the design work, the art style, just ugly, not up to scratch.

Dull, disconnected storytelling with no real narrative focus and no sense that there is anything to look forward to.

Hilariously awful attitude from developers and fans, essentially, if you point out any of the above flaws, they will laugh and say you just don't like it because you're not a l33t enough gamer to do well in it. It's like they made the game harder than average to buy themselves this insurance against criticism.