Recommended
Hours Played: 30 hrs
Posted: Just now
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

I thought I was signing up for a simple fetch quest. Instead, I became a bean-shaped robot with googly eyes, navigating haunted facilities, dodging gnome hordes, and transporting fragile loot that shatters if you so much as breathe on it wrong. It's like IKEA meets Silent Hill, and I'm the unfortunate delivery guy.​

The real horror isn't the monsters—it's your teammates. One moment you're carefully maneuvering a grand piano through a narrow hallway; the next, someone trips, and the piano crashes, reducing your profits to zero. And just when you think it can't get worse, a damn ICKY GOO GUY latches onto your face, turning you into a vomit cannon that melts everything in sight, including your hard-earned loot.​



The game's physics are both a blessing and a curse. You'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll question your life choices as you attempt to meet your creator's arbitrary quotas. It's chaotic, it's hilarious, and it's the most fun I've had in a co-op game in years.​



10/10, would get possessed and destroy my team's profits again.