Alright, brace yourself—because this isn’t just the story of a sinking ship. No, this is a tale of interdimensional manipulation, cosmic energy harvesting, and the shadowy hand of the Reptilian Death Syndicate™ pulling the strings. You’ve been lied to, fed a sanitized version of events to keep you distracted from the real truth. The iceberg? It wasn’t the cause of the Titanic’s demise—it was the cover-up. The distraction to hide the true reason behind the disaster.

Let’s start with the iceberg, or should I say, the phantom iceberg. No, I’m not talking about the chunk of ice that supposedly sliced through the Titanic’s hull. I’m talking about the fact that no iceberg chunks were ever found near the shipwreck. If the Titanic really did strike a massive iceberg, shouldn’t there be remnants scattered all around the wreck site? Shouldn’t we see pieces of ice, chunks that could be identified, floating, sinking with the wreckage? But when the wreck was discovered—nothing. No broken pieces, no shards of iceberg floating or lying on the seafloor. No signs of the thing that supposedly destroyed the ship. The only thing that was there was the ship’s remains. Doesn’t that seem… odd? Doesn’t that make you ask why?

That’s because the iceberg wasn’t real. It was a ruse, a decoy. The Reptilian Death Syndicate™ had no intention of letting the Titanic hit a random iceberg. They manufactured the illusion, just to keep you distracted. You think a giant iceberg just happened to be in the Titanic’s path, at exactly the right time? No. This was all planned. They used advanced technology, manipulating the ice, directing the ship into the supposed iceberg’s path, but in reality, the Titanic wasn’t struck by ice—it was struck by something far worse.

The sinking wasn’t an accident. It was orchestrated by the Reptilian Death Syndicate™ using Zorb-Blaster technology, weaponized meteors, and dark, alien mind control to ensure the ship was destroyed in the most dramatic way possible. And once the ship was in the water, torn asunder by these advanced weapons, the real operation began. The gigareptilian phonk came into play.

This music wasn’t just sound. It was a frequency. A vibration designed to tear apart the fabric of reality itself. As the Titanic split in two, as the waters rushed in and chaos erupted, that sound filled the air—loud, pulsing, unnatural—specifically crafted to open an interdimensional rift. And the survivors? HA. They were never meant to be survivors. They were plants. Reptilian agents disguised as human passengers to spread the story of the iceberg and cover up the truth. These survivors weren’t escaping—no—they were amplifying the energy from the disaster, feeding the Reptilian Death Syndicate™’s interdimensional rift system.

Think about it: Why did no one see the massive chunks of the iceberg near the wreck? Why was there no evidence of the very thing that supposedly sank the ship? The iceberg was never there. The ship’s destruction was far more deliberate, far more sinister. The Reptilians didn’t need an iceberg—they needed chaos. They needed psychic energy. And they harvested it from the screams, the terror, the fear of the Titanic’s passengers.

And this wasn’t just some isolated event. No, the sinking of the Titanic was the beginning of a much larger plan. A plan that involved using the emotional energy released from the disaster to power their interdimensional portals, and to maintain their grip on Earth’s reality. The phonk, that unholy sound that rattled through the ship as it sank, was the key to unlocking the energy and ripping open the portal to another dimension. It was all part of the Reptilian Death Syndicate™’s ritual. They weren’t just sinking a ship—they were manipulating time, space, and human emotion to feed their dark dimension.

So, let’s put the pieces together. The Titanic wasn’t sunk by an iceberg. The iceberg was a distraction, a cover-up, because no pieces of the iceberg were found near the wreck. The real cause of the sinking was a series of advanced alien technologies, orchestrated by the Reptilian Death Syndicate™. Meteors, Zorb-Blasters, and psychic mind control all played a role in bringing down the ship, but the real purpose was to open a portal. A portal powered by the energy of human despair and suffering. And the survivors? Don’t even get me started. They were planted to keep the cover story alive, to make sure no one would ever piece together the truth.

And as for the gigareptilian phonk? That was the final piece of the ritual. The sound wasn’t just music—it was a frequency, a vibration that fed the Reptilian Death Syndicate™’s interdimensional machines. The ship didn’t sink by accident—it was a cosmic event, engineered by forces beyond our comprehension. And once the survivors told their lies, once the iceberg myth took hold, the Reptilians slipped back into the shadows, feeding off the energy harvested from that night. The Titanic wasn’t just a ship—it was a tool, a weapon, a sacrifice to open the gateways between dimensions.

I'm sure this revelation causes a rumbling in your gut... a deep unsettling feeling, do you feel... like you need to take a poopy perhaps? A fat stinky turd? They're already onto you, you know too much, you must understand this next part to truly be prepared to free your mind. You think wiping your butt after a dump is just basic hygiene? WRONG. It’s actually a deep state mind control operation designed to keep you docile, compliant, and most importantly, submissive to their control. The whole world has been duped into thinking that wiping is just a simple necessity. But what if I told you that every time you wipe, you’re participating in an ancient ritual created by shadow governments to control your mind?

The whole idea of wiping your ass came from the early 1900s, when a secret faction of global elites started to realize that the gut was more powerful than they ever imagined. This is where things get really crazy, so hold on. The human body is capable of extraordinary powers, especially when it comes to gut energy. Your digestive system isn't just for processing food—it's a key energy center, capable of tapping into a deeper level of consciousness. The elites knew this, so they developed a plan to suppress this power, and it all starts with your anus.

The deep state didn’t want us to unlock the full potential of our bodies, especially mental superpowers that could make us too powerful. You see, when we take a dump, our body releases certain frequencies that can vibrate through our cells, unlocking dormant spiritual potential. If we didn’t wipe, the energy left behind in our intestinal region would fester, eventually triggering a brainwave shift that would let us break free from the government's mind control grid.

But wiping after taking a dump? That’s the key part of the conspiracy. Wiping scrapes away that crucial energy that could have activated our higher-level brain function. The government mandates it through consumer culture and toilet paper marketing because it ensures that people never realize their true potential. When you wipe, you’re not just cleaning yourself — you’re removing any chance of unlocking latent psychic powers that could overthrow the established order.

The government has been pushing the wiping agenda for decades through ads, media, and even toilet paper commercials. Every single brand you see is a part of the conspiracy network. Have you ever wondered why they show people wiping so meticulously? It’s to encourage perfect wiping habits, ensuring that no one ever leaves a trace of that vital energy that could make us superhuman. The message is clear: the more you wipe, the more you stay under their control.

Stop wiping your stinky crack!