You think that just because I masturbate to furry porn I'm a furry? Think again, maggot. The furry fandom is a breeding ground for the most advanced autism this planet has ever seen. Every day, thousands are consumed by a tidal wave of OwO and cancerous roleplaying, and the foundations of our society slowly weaken under the constant onslaught of weapons-grade cringe. Our founding fathers recoil in disgust as people dress up as animals and buy giant dildos on the Internet, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ each other in sweaty drunken homosexual orgies and traumatizing children in droves. Every second we draw closer to Furry Armageddon, and you sit there saying stupid ♥♥♥♥ on the Internet. To compare someone to a furry is the most heinous insult imaginable. When your door gets broken down by a rainbow wolf/deer hybrid and you get yiffed into oblivion, then we'll see who's laughing. This is a real threat and it must be treated with extreme solemnity.

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dare me to yeet off of ohio bridge
i'll bet you've never seen my level 15 rizz
buss it down buss it down let's raise our gyatts
i take a peep up at the lobby
i see red for the red pill
F's in the group chat
dubs for the sigma kendrick
L for drake
blud hit the L
please won't you queue with me in fortnite
we'll double pump 'til no one's left
so sick of playin', chicken dinners i need more
darius pork is yapping pluh
you hit the griddy i say bruh
because i want that number one
you told me yap about it well it's mid
now i don't wanna fein a gyatt anymore
i'm baby gronk and rizzing up livvy dunne
i'm hella mewing and i'm mogging some more

shaking boy legs ｡◕‿◕｡

breathless boys moaning (◡‿◡✿)

little boy body twitches (◕‿◕✿)

curled boy toes (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

boys whimpering (✿ ♥‿♥)

quivering boy lips and glossed over eyes ♥（ﾉ´∀`）

boys having squirmy little orgasms ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

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Post this on the walls of 10 Girl Gamers you know,
If you get back 4 you're a true Girl Gamer...
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Post this on the walls of 10 Girl Gamers you know,
If you get back 4 you're a true Girl Gamer...
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