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https://twitter.com/MEEHAcsgo


Red: you're my zeyonce

solo: kristen, i love the idea of you
solo: i really do actually hate you


JChub: calm your tits
MEEHAZILLA: woah
JChub: soothe your boobs
MEEHAZILLA: woah
JChub: de-stress your breasts
JChub: undo the calamity that is your mammaries
JChub: adjust your bust before it combusts
JChub: give that chest a rest
JChub: hakuna your tatas
JChub: DON'T HAVE A RACK ATTACK


Zombie Geek: i drove past a ambulance the other day and i noticed ambulance was spelt backwards on the front grill and i thought i was having a stroke.
MeeHa: all i got out of that was "pasta ambulance"
Zombie Geek: do those appear when 'arms spaghetti'


vertu: your voice is hella sexy though
vertu: best female voice na
vertu: yo I may love ♥♥♥♥ but I aint deaf
vertu: it's the way you say words
vertu: it sounds like you have balls in your mouth

-freq 144 -noaafonts -novid -high -threads 4 -console -nojoy -nod3d9ex +mat_queue_mode 2 +mat_vignette_enable 0 -tickrate 128 +fps_max 300

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https://pastebin.com/40NxNvBr

rip vertu