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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 2:33pm

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 18 May, 2024 @ 3:52am

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:52pm

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:37am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 3:30pm

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:52pm

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 19 May, 2024 @ 3:15am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 19 May, 2024 @ 3:27am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:52pm

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:52pm

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 12:13pm

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 10:11am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:52pm

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:52pm

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:52pm

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 14 May, 2024 @ 5:28pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:53pm

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:10pm

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:27pm

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:09pm

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:04pm

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 20 May, 2024 @ 3:22am

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:55pm

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:09pm

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:31pm

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 10:45am

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:42am

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 19 May, 2024 @ 11:47am

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:48pm

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:12pm

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 2:40pm

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 19 May, 2024 @ 11:44am

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:19pm

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 2:19pm

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:40pm

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:13am

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 18 May, 2024 @ 3:05am

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 19 May, 2024 @ 4:42am

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 16 May, 2024 @ 3:26pm

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 4:46am

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:22pm

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:25pm

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:28pm

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:18pm

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:28pm