Recent reviews by GUS FRING

The president's daughter was very hot.

hello. my name is GUS FRING. I love left 4 dead 2. I have a memory of watching my older sister playing the dead center campaign. I was so young. I was so scared. The noises of the spitter scared me, but what scared me even more was the demonic, deranged laughs of the jockey. But then, thats when I heard it for the first time, or should i say *him.* I heard the sweet sweet southern voice of ellis. the direction of my life was changed forever after that. I turned to my sister, and asked if i could play as ellis. she would always main nick. i hate nick. he will never be my sweet sweet southern charming 23 yr old ellis. every night, for 9 years, i hae dreamt of him. i act as if he is near me. i can feel him. i can see him. i can smell his sweet sweet scent.

I DID NOT GET MY PENIS SUCKED AT THE END OF THE GAME! 0/10! DON'T GET THIS GAME UNLESS UR GAY AND DON'T WANT YOUR PEE PEE TWINKLED.