Recent reviews by The Real Dirty Dan

Rust is great.It reminded me of my childhood you know the usual getting chased around a field by a naked russian guy calling me a ♥♥♥♥ and explaining in graphic detail how he was gonna ♥♥♥♥ my dead body after i was dead.Also a helpful hint, If you do get kidnapped and have to fight your friend in a "naked fight Club" dont try and run. My arsehole scabbed over after the anal pounding they gave me.