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+rep deagle god
+rep clutch king
+rep BOSS
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+rep good player
+rep nice player
+rep best gamer CS:GO
+rep trusted CS:GO player
+rep best gamer
+rep a leader
+rep good teammate
+rep nice teammate
+rep nice dude
+rep ONE TAP MACHIN
+rep Best player in the world
- rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot, cheater
- rep cheater ♥♥♥♥ you
+rep deagle god
+rep clutch king
+rep BOSS
+rep great aim
+rep good player
+rep nice player
+rep best gamer CS:GO
+rep trusted CS:GO player
+rep best gamer
+rep a leader
+rep good teammate
+rep nice teammate
+rep nice dude
+rep ONE TAP MACHIN
+rep Best player in the world
- rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot, cheater
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+rep deagle god
+rep clutch king
+rep BOSS
+rep great aim
+rep good player
+rep nice player
+rep best gamer CS:GO
+rep trusted CS:GO player
+rep best gamer
+rep a leader
+rep good teammate
+rep nice teammate
+rep nice dude
+rep ONE TAP MACHIN
+rep Best player in the world
- rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot, cheater
- rep cheater ♥♥♥♥ you
+rep deagle god
+rep clutch king
+rep BOSS
+rep great aim
+rep good player
+rep nice player
+rep best gamer CS:GO
+rep trusted CS:GO player
+rep best gamer
+rep a leader
+rep good teammate
+rep nice teammate
+rep nice dude
+rep ONE TAP MACHIN
+rep Best player in the world
- rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot, cheater
- rep cheater ♥♥♥♥ you
+rep deagle god
+rep clutch king
+rep BOSS
+rep great aim
+rep good player
+rep nice player
+rep best gamer CS:GO
+rep trusted CS:GO player
+rep best gamer
+rep a leader
+rep good teammate
+rep nice teammate
+rep nice dude
+rep ONE TAP MACHIN
+rep Best player in the world
- rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot, cheater
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В нужный миг поможет мне...
Бросит под ноги хае,
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И не так засмочен мид
И совсем инфа не та
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Он прострелит дверь и стены...
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| Windows обнаружил, что у вас маленький пенис. |
| Это правда?
| ______ ________ _____ |
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| Windows has detected your penis is small |
| Is that true ? |
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2. Нажмите Ctrl+F
3. PRESS "6" и наслаждайтесь творением вашего любимого друга
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