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Compassion -- that's the one things no machine ever had. Maybe it's
the one thing that keeps men ahead of them.
-- McCoy, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4731.3
Bones: "The man's DEAD, Jim!"
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Chet would be Chads best friend
Chet is an alpha as well but for some reason not AS alpha, has all the qualities to be one but lacks the confidence as he is always needing some kind of acceptance, usually acceptance from his dad that never showed sor told him that he's proud of him
Chet is secretly miring Chad and wants to be like him, not realizing that he is just as alpha or possibly even more alpha than Chad
Is their any Chets in the house tonight?
Imagine Brady just like *laughter* imagine Brady just like riding your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥.
Like, imagine Brady wearing tims - nothing but tims - and you're like lying in your bed sleeping. Like you're, uh... You wake up, right? And you have morning wood and you're just like... you're early awake. And Brady just comes up to you and he's like, wearing his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tims, and he like removes your blanket, and he sees your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ big ♥♥♥♥. And he just like sits on it. He just sits on it, dude.
And he like, he starts grinding and dry humping your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ and the only thing like separating you and him from your ♥♥♥♥ is like the small fabric of your underwear.
And it's like...
And Brady is like "Aw yo, uh, take off your underwear."
And you're like "Okay."
And you just listen to him.
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:trumpet: :eggplant:
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3:34 AM - ckk: LOVE
3:34 AM - ckk: watching og's
3:34 AM - ckk: just perform
3:34 AM - ckk: ♥♥♥♥ the new gen
3:34 AM - ckk: the stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥ s1mples
3:35 AM - M.Bizon: ♥♥♥♥ csgo i love 1.3
3:35 AM - ckk: ♥♥♥♥ 1.3 i love sudden attack
3:35 AM - M.Bizon: ♥♥♥♥ sudden attack i love ava
3:35 AM - ckk: ♥♥♥♥ ava i love soldier front
3:36 AM - M.Bizon: ♥♥♥♥ soldier front i love crossfire
3:36 AM - ckk: ♥♥♥♥ crossfire i love combat arms
3:36 AM - M.Bizon: ♥♥♥♥ combat arms i love source
3:36 AM - ckk: ♥♥♥♥ source I love tf2
3:36 AM - M.Bizon: ♥♥♥♥ tf2 i love sven coop
3:36 AM - ckk: ♥♥♥♥ sven coop i love blacklight retribution
3:37 AM - M.Bizon: ♥♥♥♥ blacklight retribution i love schoolboy q man of the year
3:37 AM - ckk: ♥♥♥♥ schoolboy q man of the year this ♥♥♥♥♥ cant think of other fps so i won ♥♥♥♥♥
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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPED!!!!! YOU ARE NOW
OFFICIALLY MY ♥♥♥♥♥
YOU ARE NOW PLAYING THE ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPING GAME
RULES: REPOST THIS AND GET YOUR OWN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BEFORE THEY ARE ALL TAKEN BY ME! YOU CAN'T SLAP ME BACK, I'M YO ♥♥♥♥♥ MASTER NOW
GOOD LUCK MY ♥♥♥♥♥!
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We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat, and I said, "Thomas, Thomas, what on earth is that creature?"
It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes and I yelled, I said, "What do you want from us, monster?" And the monster bent down, and said, "I need about tree-fitty."
It doesn't matter. Listen kid you don't want to see my other side. I have a wolf inside me with a muzzle on, but the muzzle is about to come off. You broke her heart, and I will break yours. She is a nice girl, how dare you use her like this. How come people like you get to date her? Then people like me have to sit in the shadows and be the shoulders to cry on. Listen Kid, I don't have time for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ games. I am a nice guy, but when you make a nice guy angry; the world shakes. Don't do it again.
... You will regret this the next FULL MOON. You mess with me you mess with the pack bud. ♥♥♥♥ you. Get ready.
12:07 AM - m.bizon: dissdick
M.Bizon: and puch next round
M.Bizon: same flash same smoke
M.Bizon: like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rat
M.Bizon: except the rat learns
M.Bizon: this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dweeb wants to be a doctor