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8 of 24 (33%) achievements earned:
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Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:11pm

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 9:16pm

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 9:29pm

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 9:24pm

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 9:28pm

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 10:02pm

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 10:10pm

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 10:35pm



Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
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