I sexually identify as a Burn Player. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of sticking my parasites into decks of my disgusting opponents. People say to me that a person playing burn is a cancer and I should die, but I don't care, I'm King of Games. I'm having architect change my house to make it look like Temple of the Mind's Eye, and I'm trying to adopt Lava Golem as my pet. From now I want you guys to call me "Skillful player" and respect my right to burn your ass to the ground whenever I'll meet you. If you can't accept me you're a burnphobe and need to check your local uninstall button. Thank you for being so understanding.