Ten, kdo chce příliš moc, může stratit úplne všechno.
A kdo chce zas od života moc málo, nemusí dostat vůbec nic.
CSGO-vNrUo-WXqBv-YQunk-4WXQz-sbK5O dot
CSGO-EvtVv-LXnbV-KpQjz-5sHs4-GHDhP cross
CSGO-XvxQ8-fNzfH-nkNDH-pUujx-JTDND v2
CSGO-Jfpiy-BujOU-sZ5pV-sGzWW-U9z6A
Your converted sensitivity from CS2 to Hell Let Loose is: 45.455

Things You gave to Counter-Strike:
1. Money
2. Time
3. Love

Things Counter-Strike gave me:
1. Arthritis
2. Rage
3, Hatred of Russians,Spanish, and Russians
4. Broken keyboard
5. Broken mouse
6. 9/10 ready
7. Server crashes
8. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ teammates
9. Competitive matches
10. "Ez Pz" spam
11. Multilingual cursing - I guess this is a good thing?
12. Lag
13. Cheaters
14- 64 tick servers
r69677
Essentially - CS is a greedy woman, but I love her all the time.

11 / 10 would play again

Every team consists of 5 people:
1.You
2.Russian Guy
3.Another Russian Guy
4.Russian Guy who speaks English
5. A 6 year old kid who slept with your mother

11/10 Too much Salt and С*ка Бли@т,not enough ♥♥♥♥♥
Would love to take another dose of salt and punch my little brother

If i had a dollar for each time someone screamed at me in another language, i'd still have no money because i spent it on skins


Ever since buying this game, I have:
+Learned very fluent Russian and I'm able to communicate with other Russians
+Never seen the sunlight since I bought it
+Lost all of my friends
+Spent almost $1000 on virtual pixels
+Learned how many immature 12 year olds have ♥♥♥♥ed my mother
+Learned, that if you have no skins - you're either noob, or a smurf
+Died from the inside of all the P90s and autosnipers!

http://aggressivezone.eu


If you want to trade: Trying to scam/low-ball me will get you instant blocked
and reported with screens and videos.

Kill someone with a P90 - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing noob!! Noob weapon!!"
Kill someone with a P90 through a smoke - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing hacker!!"
Kill someone with a AWP - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing noob!! Noob weapon!!"
Kill someone with a AWP through a door - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing hacker!!"
In a 1 vs 5 you die - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing noob!!"
In a 1 vs 5 you win - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing hacker!!"
Kill someone with a headshot - "Hacker!!"
Get headshoted by someone - "Owned!!" and get teabagged
Kill someone with a grenade - "Luck!!"
Get killed by someone with a grenade - "AHAHAHAHA"
Get teamkilled by someone - "Get out of the way you ♥♥♥♥ing idiot!!"
Accidentally teamkill someone - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing idiot!!"
Blocked by someone - Dies
Accidentally blocks someone - "Get out the way you ♥♥♥♥ing idiot!!"
Decide to save - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing coward!!"
Decide not to save - "Save you ♥♥♥♥ing idiot!!"
Kill someone while defending the bomb - "You ♥♥♥♥ing camper!!"
Kill someone while defending the hostages - "You ♥♥♥♥ing camper!!"
Someone dies - The deceased one starts to rage
Your team lose the round - Your team starts to rage
Your team is losing 10-2 - Someone rages quit
Go to the balcony in Italy - "You ♥♥♥♥ing hacker!!"
Worst guy receives a drop - "Are you ♥♥♥♥ing serious!?"
Warm up - Everybody tries to spawn kill
Score is 5-1 in your favor - "This is a T map!"
Score is 1-5 againts you - "This is a CT map!"
Lose the first 2 rounds - Someone asks to get kicked
Last round - Everybody buys Negev
Your team is loosing and you are in last - Someone vote to kick you
Win a match - All enemy team rages
Lose a match - Your team rages
Someone's Internet crashes - 30 minutes ban
Your Internet crashes - 7 days ban

The RAGE Simulator is REAL

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Ways to earn CSGO skins.

1) Got $15 Asiimov M4 BS
2) Placed yolo bet on High % one
3) Loses it = rip skins sad tries to leave CSGO
4) Wins the reward = ez skinz ez lyf ez