Happy birthday to the most amazing person I know. I love you to the moon and back.

I love love love love you.

2 SECONDS TO GIVE ME KISSIES RN.

HANDS UP.

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Every other text I send has an uwu in it. My shoes say uwu . I speak in uwus. My dreams consist of anamorphic creatures talking in uwu riddles. I’m getting my face genetically engineered to look like uwu. I’m achieving peak perfection. Humanity has never seen such a feat. I have reached the summit of beauty.