Recent reviews by Der Stötti

I just wanted to dip into the Apex Legends arena for a quick, relaxed round. Quick! A blink later (or rather, 26 hours, during which my watch probably thought I was in a coma), the sun tapped me on the shoulder and asked if I might consider introducing my body to the concept of 'sleep.'

This isn't just a game anymore, this is a life decision! This game is so perfect, it has the potential to become my official, legal wife. I would immediately put a ring on the loading screen animation!

Especially the characters—oh, these characters! They are not just well designed; they are so unbelievably attractive that I am seriously considering starting a petition to allow marrying them. I'm pretty sure my blood type is now 'Apex Legends Red,' and my wedding planner is already on standby (he's currently playing a round himself). 😅

This game is what finally taught me how to play chess properly. It's awesome that people go to the trouble of teaching others chess for free. I lost a bunch of friends thanks to the 'Holy Hand Grenade,' but that's okay, because at least I get to play as a king with helicopter arms.

I punched through my wall while trying to give a red guy a 'somewhat firmer pat.' I'd really recommend the game and would love to keep playing, but I have to get a new wall and a new controller. Top game, though.

It was a cool game. I now have one less friendship, severe depression, and nightmares that I'm going to hell. It took us 8.5 hours for one playthrough because I pressed Alt + F4 20 times a minute. But other than that, top game, would definitely recommend.

It was a really cool game, especially the ending with the helicopter.

I absolutely loved this game! The core gameplay is fantastic and I had a blast playing it. My only hope is that the developers will continue to provide more updates. I'd particularly love to see content that extends the playtime beyond the current few hours and introduces a wider variety of building components. With these additions, this game could truly be epic!

Zerstört Freundschaften. DINOS KÖNNEN BRUTAL abgeschlachtet werden und zwangsgefüttert werden.