Recent reviews by abagofsunchops

the only age of wonder i experienced was the joy of hitting the uninstall button

the only survival aspect of this game is surviving how bad it is

no hit markers.. no xp.. the enemies just fall down and die 💔

reminds me a lot of my days in fallujah as a marine mowing down hajjis HOORAH

i first wanna apologize to any player i may have offended when i said jimmy carter was a default skin during his in game memorial event , and secondly to the EA moderators who banned me i say this: middle finger

love how you can play as an aryan super soldier and fight a vaguely jewish enemy (the thalmor) that is secretly conspiring to take over and the game ends with you taking a portal to agartha to celebrate your blonde hair blue eyes and white heritage.

who would win a fight a AAA developer with a 9 trillion dollar budget that cant make a game that doesnt suck or some jackass named dickie that makes ps2 games in 2024 i think i know the answer after playing this game

just one more 17 lane super highway bro itll fix all our traffic issues

new concept: "Jeans City". more info to follow soon.

us diaper folk also think marvel games are epic. my amazingly witty partner was changing my nappy the other day and she - with *zero* hesitation - said "Whew! Did Doc Ock wear this fricken diaper or what?" I laughed until i cried. absolutely epic.