time is a flat earth

Genius: the Human body can survive being shot 100 times
Fool: ?
Genius: (Shoots self in th exact same spot 100 times) remember to click Like

I am advise young mans
1. Work hard technology study every day
2. Health diet green vegetable meat protein warm water
3. Avoid womans crazy eye mental ill psychiatric take medicines

Oi Johnny, ya ♥♥♥♥

whaddya want ya cheeky bugger?

have you been eatin’ the sugar ya ♥♥♥♥♥♥ dog ♥♥♥♥

nah ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥ off

you ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ lyin to me ya dog?

nah ♥♥♥♥

open ya ♥♥♥♥♥♥ mouth ya cheeky ♥♥♥♥

ah ♥♥♥♥ mate ya got me

+rep

visting 7-11 at 2:30 AM near Disney World, as my ancestors have done for generations