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Yo wanna succ me off - Cheers Paul Newport

Top mafia boss, shots smack and flake under the counter at Sainsburys, ask him for a nectar card but give a wink, he will sort you right out.

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.

Dear Gary Kitchensink


We know what you did steven and his stir fry, do you think its ♥♥♥♥♥♥ funny to rob his precious meal like that. We have hired a top secret team lead by mark wahlberg and we want you to be apart of it. We will be tasked with taking down key targets of ISIS, our latest mission is to kill Allan Jurhalalalalcoughmalala, he is heavily guarded by many slightly aggressive italian waiters who demand a tip with a very unnerving tone that kinda makes you want to complain but you will pay anything just for the smell of BO, meatballs and domestic abuse to go away. If this mission is completed, we and steven will forgive you, dont forget, you owe us ♥♥♥♥♥

Safeeeeee, The CIA xx

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