Recent reviews by masu~

I am very much intrigued by this awe-inspiring game. I could't even resist to stop playing it, while doing my prayers. Heck, I even brought my notebook, when going to church this Sunday.

This game contains no nudity, no violence and no heresy. It is simply about the innocent fun of playing cards. Jesus Christ loves this game! 10/10

I bought this game with the sincere hope to spread the infinite love and warmth of our Lord, Jesus Christ, by obliterating THE VAMPIRE. However, this hellish creature is not to be found in this game. You can imagine my shock when my rotating boomerang-cross, which I upgraded for many coins to make the slaves of LUCIFER pay, started to cut down the beautiful creation of nature, which is depicted in this game as colourful flowers and trees.

I played this game for many hours and I thank Jesus Christ for giving me the strength to do so. However, my efforts were in vain, as I assure everyone reading this, that THE VAMPIRE can not be OBLITERATED.

0/4 - no recommendation!

I gotta be honest. I have played this game for a few thousand hours by now and I have yet to find ANY sign of Jesus Christ himself. The humbling beauty of the LORD is everywhere according to the bible, the churches and their faithful followers. "Don't ask where god is - look around you and ask where he isn't!" they say. Well... I looked around. In every server, on every map. And my faith is dwindling.

So, after thousands of hours of CS:GO I said to myself that it is time for a new way to fight terrorism and make Jesus proud. I always hated CS:GO for having to play the terrorism part aswell and always tried to perform worse on T-side. But how to find a game that let's you kill bad people and please the Lord? Well, I did it. I jumped into the abyss of le brainiati georgi lucasimandi and bought this Jedi Game - and - to be honest - I couldn't be more happy with my decision. The game spawns the evil creatures of hell continuously and in perfect sight for you to perform exorcism with your lightsaber. There are also people with white dressed uniforms shooting at you. At first I didn't know how to dodge those penetrating laser bullets but then I found out that you have to turn the game difficulty to "Story Mode" (a meta puzzle I guess? well done, george!!) so that their bullets can't harm you. After that you are able to free them from the devils that possess them.

This is a great game and every american should buy it. For Jesus. For the USA - the greatest country in the world. Fight terrorism. Make the Lord proud. Play. This. Game.

Hervorragend für Christen und alle unerlösten Seelen, die in Jesus' Barmherzigkeit Schutz suchen. Hinfort mit sündigem Unflat wie "Dota 2" und "Leage of Legends" und hinein in dieses wunderbar lehrreiche Spiel, welches uns auch in unserer hiesigen Bibelrunde bereits den einen oder anderen kalten Schauer über den Rücken jagte. (Die Gewaltdarstellungen von Römern, die durch die Macht des Herrn zermamlt werden, sind sehr plastisch!)

Zehn von zehn Kreuzen!

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