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The story of The Wannabe tryhard soldier at CP Process

It was a fine evening, when our protagonist (yours truly) decided to play some good ol' Process. After joining our hero was firmly greeted by his teamates and proceeded to pick soldier. Unbeknownst to him, a wild 2K (a wannabe soldier boy) was on the opposing team. After a few encounters, an honorable duel was started. 2K used every ratty and dishonorable act a person could do during a duel such as switching to countering classes and possibly promising medics free blowjobs for round the clock healing. Unsurprisingly, the duel ended 4-7 to 2k's favor. It is worth to mention that every time 2k died, all blame was shifted to the poor medics who tried desperately to keep his useless ass alive. This was followed by a barrage of insults and trash talk. Such a provocation was exactly what was needed for RED to unite into one sentient being with one goal: troll 2K 'till he rage quits.After withnessing 2K's hatred for pyros, our hero encouraged most of his teammates to go pyro. Such a drastic change lead to 2K getting farmed by our best pyros for 5 minutes straight until 2k finally switched to Heavy in order to fend for his little life. This last ditch effort was not enough, however, and with a couple of highly coordinated pushes (and amazing teleporter placement from our protagonist) RED team was able to win this long drawn out match of CP Process. Moral of the story, it is beneficient for people to first boost their skill before boosting their ego. Thank You for reading, bye. I know you'll read this, 2K, people like you can't resist it.

2K 1 hour ago
I'm gone cuz I'm done playing with half team with f2ps and we played enough, you lost the duel and you won 2 to 1 because you had a better team & full of annoying pyros. If you think u are good that's fine. I had fun playing soldier and you started the beef because you couldn't handle being the worse player. Bye bye.