You're a smug white liberal, almost certainly under the age of 30. You live in a major city where you work a menial job to pay off student loan debt for your worthless degree. You rarely interact with anyone who doesn't share 99% of your views. You think you are an expert in world affairs because you spent a semester in Spain.

You do not read books. You cannot do math. You get all your information from Facebook memes and The Daily Show. You do not like Christianity, the South, guns, cars, the military, or Wal-Mart, for you associate these things with rednecks. Almost everything you read or watch involves the crimes, real or imagined, of conservative politicians, pundits, and entrepreneurs. You live in a constant state of outrage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zwjwx3bZkK8

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Get your badge sucker!

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My dry spell is over.