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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 5:33pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 6:07pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 11:58am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2021 @ 4:39pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 5:38pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 7 May, 2020 @ 3:27pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 3:25pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 4:37pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 6:34pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 8:39am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 9:33am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 9:58am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 10:16am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 3:54pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 4:29pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 11:05am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 12:36pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2020 @ 12:00pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 12:28pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 12:54pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2020 @ 8:15am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2020 @ 8:39am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2020 @ 9:03am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2020 @ 10:02am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2020 @ 10:07am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 5:44pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 2:22pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 6:17pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 11:08am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2020 @ 8:24pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 23 May, 2020 @ 8:31pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 7:30pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 9:57pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 6:25pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2021 @ 4:27pm