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New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2014 @ 5:06am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2014 @ 5:43am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2014 @ 7:36am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2014 @ 7:40am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2014 @ 6:35am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2014 @ 4:17am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 4:52am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2014 @ 3:27pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2014 @ 3:30pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2015 @ 11:44am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 5:55am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 5:55am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2015 @ 12:49pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2015 @ 12:27pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2014 @ 4:56pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2014 @ 6:51am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 5:55am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2014 @ 3:47pm

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 5:19pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 5:55am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2014 @ 8:01am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2014 @ 6:23am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 5:10pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 3:59pm

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 5:55am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2014 @ 3:52am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2014 @ 11:44am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2014 @ 5:31pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 6:01am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 6:16am

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 6:05am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 5:55am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2014 @ 4:02pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2014 @ 4:36am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 5:38pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2014 @ 4:33pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 5:20am

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2015 @ 1:09pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2014 @ 11:38am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2014 @ 5:17pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2014 @ 7:21am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2014 @ 6:26am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2014 @ 4:52pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2014 @ 7:31am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 6:08am

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2015 @ 1:09pm