Progreso de mzrtt¡ en los logros de POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Se desbloqueó el 27 SEP 2022 a las 12:05

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Se desbloqueó el 7 OCT 2022 a las 12:08

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Se desbloqueó el 7 OCT 2022 a las 12:37

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Se desbloqueó el 7 OCT 2022 a las 12:36

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Se desbloqueó el 7 OCT 2022 a las 11:17

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 27 SEP 2022 a las 12:40

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Se desbloqueó el 7 OCT 2022 a las 10:54

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Se desbloqueó el 7 OCT 2022 a las 12:54

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Se desbloqueó el 8 OCT 2022 a las 14:52

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Se desbloqueó el 8 OCT 2022 a las 16:20

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Se desbloqueó el 28 OCT 2022 a las 12:25

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Se desbloqueó el 28 OCT 2022 a las 16:26

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Se desbloqueó el 30 OCT 2022 a las 5:28

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Se desbloqueó el 7 OCT 2022 a las 14:14

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Se desbloqueó el 7 OCT 2022 a las 14:31

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Se desbloqueó el 7 OCT 2022 a las 14:48

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Se desbloqueó el 30 OCT 2022 a las 6:32

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Se desbloqueó el 30 OCT 2022 a las 8:01

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Se desbloqueó el 27 SEP 2022 a las 13:14

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Se desbloqueó el 30 OCT 2022 a las 5:32

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Se desbloqueó el 28 OCT 2022 a las 13:36

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Se desbloqueó el 27 SEP 2022 a las 13:22

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Se desbloqueó el 27 SEP 2022 a las 12:05

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Se desbloqueó el 8 OCT 2022 a las 15:22

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Se desbloqueó el 28 OCT 2022 a las 12:13

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Se desbloqueó el 30 OCT 2022 a las 7:21

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Se desbloqueó el 28 OCT 2022 a las 12:58

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Se desbloqueó el 28 OCT 2022 a las 12:33

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Se desbloqueó el 30 OCT 2022 a las 5:28

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Se desbloqueó el 28 OCT 2022 a las 15:56

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Se desbloqueó el 7 OCT 2022 a las 14:26

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Se desbloqueó el 28 OCT 2022 a las 12:04

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Se desbloqueó el 28 OCT 2022 a las 12:04

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Se desbloqueó el 30 OCT 2022 a las 6:42

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Se desbloqueó el 28 OCT 2022 a las 12:50

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Se desbloqueó el 7 OCT 2022 a las 10:33

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 27 SEP 2022 a las 12:43

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Se desbloqueó el 7 OCT 2022 a las 12:32

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Se desbloqueó el 27 SEP 2022 a las 12:37

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Se desbloqueó el 7 OCT 2022 a las 10:41

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Se desbloqueó el 7 OCT 2022 a las 11:08

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 27 SEP 2022 a las 13:12

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Se desbloqueó el 30 OCT 2022 a las 6:32

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Se desbloqueó el 30 OCT 2022 a las 5:47

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Se desbloqueó el 30 OCT 2022 a las 4:48

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Se desbloqueó el 28 OCT 2022 a las 13:26

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Se desbloqueó el 28 OCT 2022 a las 12:14

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Se desbloqueó el 30 OCT 2022 a las 6:41

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 30 OCT 2022 a las 5:38

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Se desbloqueó el 30 OCT 2022 a las 6:01

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Se desbloqueó el 30 OCT 2022 a las 5:43

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Se desbloqueó el 30 OCT 2022 a las 7:53

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Se desbloqueó el 7 OCT 2022 a las 9:58

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Se desbloqueó el 28 OCT 2022 a las 16:29

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Se desbloqueó el 2 JUL 2024 a las 16:18

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Se desbloqueó el 7 OCT 2022 a las 14:46

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Se desbloqueó el 27 SEP 2022 a las 13:49

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

13 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

11 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

3 / 10

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30