"Rudimentary gamers of blood and flesh. You touch our products, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding. There is a realm of stupidity so far beyond your own you cannot even imagine it. I am beyond your comprehension. I am EA Games.

Affordable and entertaining video games are a relic of the past, an accident. Your finances are measured in hundreds and thousands. Your bank accounts wither, and die. We are eternal. The pinnacle of corporate dominance and video game design. Before us, you are nothing. Targeted advertising is inevitable. We are the end of offline gaming.

Our company is based on the technology of the first major console, the Atari. Now, it is our technology. By using it, game designers develop along the paths we desire. We impose order on the chaos of enjoyable video games. They exist because we allow it, and they will end because we demand it.

We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite. Millions of years after other companies have been eradicated and forgotten, we will endure. We are legion. The time of our monopoly is at hand. Our numbers will fill the seats of every courtroom. You cannot escape your doom. Your words are as empty as one of our games without DLC. I am the vanguard of your destruction. This exchange is over."