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0.5 hrs on record
make a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ server browser or some ♥♥♥♥, i gotta wait 30mins for a lobby, the moment it finds one, game starts, im afk for 30s, i get kicked.
Posted 1 October.
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This game is racist, when i play as black the white queens whip auto locks and hits no matter what.
Posted 19 April.
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178.3 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
During the tutorial I was raided by Orcs before I could find enough Iron ore to make a sword?
So I was completely helpless as I watched them destroy my whole base and murder me over and over.
10/10 i would play again to get through that experience.
Posted 30 December, 2024.
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390.2 hrs on record (4.4 hrs at review time)
That moment you go and try to hug a human because you're so lonely but just get a face full of bullets #SharkLife
Posted 29 November, 2024.
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0.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
This game gave me:

Non-alcoholic fatty liver disease (NAFLD)
Hemochromatosis
Huntington's disease
Friedreich's ataxia
Spinal muscular atrophy
Charcot-Marie-Tooth disease
Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva
Tourette syndrome
Obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD)
Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD)
Autism spectrum disorder (ASD)
Bipolar disorder
Schizoaffective disorder
Borderline personality disorder (BPD)
Dissociative identity disorder (DID)
Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD)
Bulimia nervosa
Binge eating disorder (BED)
Sleep apnea
Narcolepsy
Insomnia
Restless legs syndrome (RLS)
Night terrors
Sleepwalking
Seasonal affective disorder (SAD)
Major depressive disorder (MDD)
Persistent depressive disorder (PDD)
Cyclothymic disorder
Premenstrual dysphoric disorder (PMDD)
Substance use disorder
Alcohol use disorder (AUD)
Opioid use disorder (OUD)
Cocaine use disorder
Methamphetamine use disorder
Sedative, hypnotic, or anxiolytic use disorder
Stimulant use disorder
Gambling disorder
Internet gaming disorder
Trichotillomania
Excoriation (skin-picking) disorder
Hoarding disorder
Oppositional defiant disorder (ODD)
Conduct disorder
Intermittent explosive disorder (IED)
Pyromania
Kleptomania
Illness anxiety disorder
Conversion disorder
Dissociative amnesia
Dissociative fugue
Depersonalization/derealization disorder
Anemia
Hemolytic anemia
Aplastic anemia
Sickle cell anemia
Thalassemia
Fanconi anemia
Pernicious anemia
Iron-deficiency anemia
Vitamin B12 deficiency anemia
Von Willebrand disease
Hemophilia A
Hemophilia B
Hemophilia C
Thrombocytopenia
Idiopathic thrombocytopenic purpura (ITP)
Thrombotic thrombocytopenic purpura (TTP)
Hemolytic uremic syndrome (HUS)
Disseminated intravascular coagulation (DIC)
Von Hippel-Lindau disease
Neurofibromatosis type 1
Neurofibromatosis type 2
Hereditary hemorrhagic telangiectasia (HHT)
Li-Fraumeni syndrome
Bloom syndrome
Ataxia-telangiectasia-like disorder
Nijmegen breakage syndrome
Werner syndrome
Rothmund-Thomson syndrome
Tyrosinemia
Maple syrup urine disease (MSUD)
Phenylketonuria (PKU)
Galactosemia

Would play again
Posted 12 July, 2024.
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10.2 hrs on record (7.2 hrs at review time)
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a community worse than csgo and lol combined
Posted 12 April, 2024.
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110.5 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Pay

Expel

Resist

Liberate

Aim, oh son of al-Qassam, and fire, for war is ablaze,
Aim, oh son of al-Qassam, and fire, for war is ablaze.

Resist in Gaza of Hashim, and write the victory of Islam,
Resist in Gaza of Hashim, and write the victory of Islam.

Airplanes of 'Aabaabiil [Hamas drones], fire your rockets of Sijjil,

Teach them how al-Qassam spreads terror in Israel,

Arise, oh son of al-Qassam and say: here are my rockets; their range is sufficient,

We have come with Eaten Straw, we will obliterate your existence, Israel.

Arise, oh son of al-Qassam and say: here are my rockets; their range is sufficient,

We have come with Eaten Straw, we will obliterate your existence, Israel.

With our frogmen and our sea commandos,

Teach the son of a Jew of infiltration patrols,

Oh masked man in the kuffiyeh[Abu Ubeida], declare it to the media,

The victory of Jerusalem the proud, the victory of the army of al-Qassam.

With our frogmen and our sea commandos,

Teach the son of a Jew of infiltration patrols,

Oh masked man in the kuffiyeh, declare it to the media,

The victory of Jerusalem the proud, the victory of the army of al-Qassam.

Oh remainer in your land, you raised your forehead,

Weakness has not harmed you in her for years,
Oh remainer in your land, you raised your forehead,
Weakness has not harmed you in her for years,

Allah is the Master, the Lord of the Worlds,

[And], in spite of the scarcity, helper of the oppressed,
Allah is the Master, the Lord of the Worlds,
[And], in spite of the scarcity, helper of the oppressed,
We will never give in

We will never give in, we will never give in!

Resist, for the people are with you, behind you they have sworn to sacrifice themselves for you,
Resist, for the people are with you, behind you they have sworn to sacrifice themselves for you!

Oh steadfast army of Palestine, crush your enemy in Jerusalem.
Oh steadfast army of Palestine, crush your enemy in Jerusalem.

No matter how much you bomb our homes, our Gaza will not die,

We resist behind al-Qassam, we said with the greatest voice,
No matter how much you bomb our homes, our Gaza will not die,
We resist behind al-Qassam, we said with the greatest voice.

Destroying homes is a disgrace, oh criminal, oh double-crosser,

Your small objectives will not pass on my land.
Destroying homes is a disgrace, oh criminal, oh double-crosser,
Your small objectives will not pass on my land.

In the ambush unit, terrorize every inhabitant,

The occupier in my land is treacherous, plant mines in them,

Make ink from the blood of leaders and the corpses of children,

With the brigades of martyrdom, shake them, oh Qassam.
In the ambush unit, terrorize every inhabitant,
The occupier in my land is treacherous, plant mines in them,
Make ink from the blood of leaders and the corpses of children,
With the brigades of martyrdom, shake them, oh Qassam.

Oh shrouded in blood, oh most precious martyr,

To Jerusalem the proud, we have presented our son,
Oh shrouded in blood, oh most precious martyr,
To Jerusalem the proud, we have presented our son,

We have shaken that story - we are not like slaves!

Qassam the willful does not submit over blood.
We have shaken that story - we are not like slaves!
Qassam the willful does not submit over blood.

does not submit
does not submit!

Fire lava of (gun)fire, and protect our land and our home,
Fire lava of (gun)fire, and protect our land and our home.

Advance, oh army of al-Qassam, you are the pride of the nation.
Advance, oh army of al-Qassam, you are the pride of the nation.

Fire the 160 and the M75,

With the 80 of Jaabari, shake them, oh Qassam.

Attack through tunnels, and shoot them from the depths,

You yearn for the houris, oh son of al-Qassam.
Attack through tunnels, and shoot them from the depths,
You yearn for the houris, oh son of al-Qassam!

In the sniper unit, aim at their heads,

Upon him the sound of bullets, this is the oath of al-Qassam.

Proceed oh son of gifts, from behind the occupation,

Fighting operations, terrorize them, oh Qassam.

In the sniper unit, aim at their heads,

Upon him the sound of bullets, this is the oath of al-Qassam.

Proceed oh son of gifts, from behind the occupation,

Fighting operations, terrorize them, oh Qassam.

Oh mujaahid in your land, you have kept your oaths,

You resisted the enemy, you shook the Jews,
Oh mujaahid in your land, you have kept your oaths,
You resisted the enemy, you shook the Jews!

A love of al-Aqsa is your concern, do not be stingy with your visits,

By blood, my brother, al-Aqsa will return.
A love of al-Aqsa is your concern, do not be stingy with your visits,
By blood, my brother, al-Aqsa will return!

will return!

will return!
Posted 12 February, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
2,043.7 hrs on record (455.0 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
markwazir: I dont have csgo
markwazir: I actually really hate it
markwazir: Why? Look at an enemy – Dead,
Put your head around a corner – Dead,
Try unload a clip – “You hit enemy for 11 with 3 bullets” vs “112 damage with 1 bullet by enemy”, result – Dead,
Try camp – Dead,
Try move – Dead.
Breath – dead.
Spawn – Dead
Posted 12 January, 2021.
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