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and the willingness to totally hose their system.
-- Rob Landley <telomerase@yahoo.com>
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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit
in my name at a Swiss bank.
-- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
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Scully: Earlier this morning, I got a call from the police,
asking me to come to Agent Mulder's apartment. A
detective asked me ... he needed me to identify a
body...
Blevins: Agent Scully ...
Scully: Agent Mulder died late last night from an apparent
self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.
"The X-Files: Gethsemane"
A can of ASPARAGUS, 73 pigeons, some LIVE ammo, and a FROZEN DAQUIRI!!
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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