I sexually identify as Bob Ross. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of painting on canvasses with titanium hwite and ruining my paintings with happy trees and clouds. People say to me that a person being Bob Ross is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded, but I don't care. I'm happy. I'm having an afro surgery, 2 inches brushes, a palette with Van ♥♥♥♥ Brown and a TV programme. From now on I want you guys to call me "Bobby" and respect my right to ruin and save my paintings and beating the demons out the brushes. If you can't accept me you're a Rossphobe and need to check your Bob privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. God bless.