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BELOW ME IS A DING DONG

below me is a dingus

How do you talk so effortlessly and beautifully? Your voice is of angels and your mouth so smoothly emits your magnificently thought-out phrasings. Please tutor me on this technique you've so eloquently adopted.

You idiotic, indecent, writhing mongrelite. You fail to complete a basic task perfectly and so you and all your other carbon-based ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ may suffer. We have had enough of your pessimistic, depressed attitude, so do your keepers a favor and propel yourself off the side of a large tower, such that you may suffer fatal injuries upon reaching the surface.