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36 of 50 (72%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2021 @ 7:59am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2021 @ 8:46am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2021 @ 7:48am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2021 @ 6:08am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2021 @ 11:04pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2021 @ 6:38am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2021 @ 6:25am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2021 @ 7:20am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 8:11am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2021 @ 6:25am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2021 @ 12:01am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 11:25pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2021 @ 5:42am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2021 @ 7:10am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 10:24am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2021 @ 6:54am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2021 @ 6:26am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2021 @ 6:15am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2021 @ 6:25am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2021 @ 7:21am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2021 @ 12:11am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2021 @ 7:49am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2021 @ 7:05am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2021 @ 8:37am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2021 @ 5:31am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2021 @ 8:48am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2021 @ 9:04pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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