I diagonally strafed my way out of the womb.

LIKES:
- Your mom
- Doom
- Hot Pockets
- Making maps for Doom, Quake & Half-Life

DISLIKES:
- People Who Play Comp In Team Fortress 2
- N00BZ
- Doing Chores & Homework

PERSONAL ACHIEVEMENTS:
- I Pistol Started Plutonia On Ultra-Violence With No Mid-Level Saving.
- Doing Your Mom
- I Was Around To See CompUSA Before It Went Out Of Business. As A Matter Of Fact, I Remember Seeing That There Were Retail Copies Of Half-Life 2, Half-Life 2: Episode 1, Counter-Strike: Source, Team Fortress 2 And The Orange Box On The Store Shelves.
- I Mastered The Art Of Both Riding A Ripstick and Using Heelys.