Day 1 of asking my ♥♥♥♥♥ if I can touch him

At night I click on your profile. Oh the excitement, it fills the air. With one hand under the covers, the other firmly placed on my nipple I begin. Working on my throbbing penis to the thought of your chiseled masculine body, wrestling me into the ground. You overpower me and punishes my weak body, oh my boi♥♥♥♥♥ you have conquered. And then I squirt with the force of a thousand elephants, with the sound of a thousand screaming children and the might of a titan. Thus my fantasy ends, and I clean up and sleep, cuddling my pillow with a picture of you on it. Sweet dreams my prince, I say, kissing you tenderly

This man is a god. He has amazing League of Legends skills, and never loses any games. He also has a wide variety of counter strike items which he uses to gamble on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I even heard he has a factory new AWP Dragon Lore! If you ever want to become a god like this guy, hit him up at gamergod69@geemale.♥♥♥

He stole my Godamn girlfriend and it took me so long to get her all because he said she has cute toes and he came all over them ♥♥♥♥♥, well you know what bro? U suck her toes? well how my booty hole taste? Ayways this man pp like stupid big n i dont know how he managed to get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥bed to death by the whole cheerleading squad.

Hey. Sorry. I saw your profile picture and I just thought that you looked really cute in your picture. I really wanted to tell you that :). It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's just a guy thing. We should play some L4D2 sometime. It's a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry, I'll be there to protect you ;). Sorry was that too far? Really sorry. I'm really shy and don't go out much haha. Add me on skype, we should talk more. You look nice and fun. xxx :3

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)