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This game is great; you just run in and go pew pew pew pew and everyone goes to sleep. Sleepy time is happy time. See this is why you must always fight the dogs because dogs go all woof woof woof and wake up sleepy man.

Now some may be jealous at my complete and utter understanding of this game but dont worry one day you too may understand.

Until then just remember get a good night sleep kids so you arent tired when the pew pew pew tries to make you sleep.

This game is all I got the drugs now give me the money. But the question to ask yourself is not wether my drugs are better then your drugs (because my drugs are clearly better then your drugs), but instead which payday is the best payday. Each has their own pros and cons; for example Payday 2 has a 2 that means its two times better! However when you think of it If its payday you now have money and if you have money you have woman...ALL WOMAN. But When was the last time you went out to find woman and got woman based solely on the number 2. That being said statisically if you have more then two of something it means they exist; and if payday exists then its awesome. On a more serious note RIP Leeroy; you were a useless piece of ♥♥♥♥ who only ever hid in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ security room.
If you only learn one thing from this review know this; One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish; STOP EATING MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ COCAINE FISH!