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Unlocked 21 Jun, 2015 @ 7:34am

Click on door 430 five times.

Click on door 430 five times.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2015 @ 8:19am

Achievement

This is an achievement.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2016 @ 2:29pm

Commitment

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2015 @ 1:13pm

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 2:04am

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2015 @ 7:32am

Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 12:54am

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2015 @ 7:31am

Unachievable

It is impossible to get this achievement.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 1:07am