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Dilan brought me to the back of the store, where he showed me the first few steps in the process, before finally ending up with a normal bottle of sauce. He then stated that it was 'time for the secret ingredient', and then quickly entered a back room. I tried to follow, but he locked the door shut, and I heard some moaning from beyond the door. After 2 minutes, he came out, sauce bottle in hand. Baffled, I asked him what the ingredient was, and to my surprise he started screaming "INTRUDA INTRUDA". Next thing I knew alarms were sounding, and gimp mask wearing midgets brandishing spears were deployed through the Stazione's ventilation system, I barely escaped before the titanium roller door shut. I now know to never mess with the Stazione again.

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